Funny Things

These things are funny. Here they are, in the particular order I wrote them down in today between classes.

-A man being hit in the face by a comet
-A blind man standing at the bottom of a broken escalator
-Someone bravely risking his life for others while wearing a chicken suit
-Minnie Mouse's kidnappers sending her giant round ear to Mickey in the mail
-Frosty the Snowman condensing
-Pac-Man's head being blown apart
-Oprah jumping off a cliff and landing on a pointy rock, causing her head to pop off
-Upon seeing his manager has hung himself, a bank teller shakes his head sadly and says to himself "Lost another one to Ditech."
-A nun sprinting around a corner, slipping, and careening down a staircase headfirst at top speed (note: One night I was flipping through the channels and happened upon what I later learned was America's Funniest Home Videos and had a chance to see just this. Even the world's greatest writer cannot do justice to the hilarity of this tape with words alone. It must be seen to be appreciated.)
-Jared Fogle presiding over the signing of a historic peace accord by Ariel Sharon and Yassar Arafat