Martha Stewart surprised the country this week by not decorating her prison cell in an elaborate fashion, according to prison officials. "To be honest with you, I expected her to come in here and make curtains out of cots and cheap sheets or cozy up her cell with fragrant perfumes from somewhere or other," said prison spokeswoman Alberta Capano. "I think it's safe to say we're all shocked that she hasn't constructed elaborate decorations out of the cafeteria food or anything like that." Tonight Show host and hack Jay Leno had no comment.
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