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RGP
Really Gay Pirate
The Fork

Titenia
The act of kicking a soccer ball really hard.
Steve

“Her Sister’s Secret”
A cheap comedy in which the first lady’s sister experiments in witchcraft in an attempt to control the President’s feelings on foreign policy.
Rioux

Feb. 7, 1949
Visiting FDR’s grave, Clark Gable throws up on a nearby plot.
Me

E. Vincent Wright
In the 1950s, he unsuccessfully attempted to introduce a 5 wheeled automobile.
The Fork