Friday, November 05, 2004

Bewilderingly Brilliant Balderdashery

Robert Opal
A man who had to be rescued by the police after becoming trapped in his own septic tank.
The Fork

“Knick-Knack”
A woman has a midlife crisis after someone robs her house and eats her seven purebred dogs.
Me

“One Body Too Many”
A plane carrying eunuchs crashes over New Mexico scattering corpses everywhere.
The Fork

“One Body Too Many”
A waitress is stunned to find her frequent back aches are caused by remains of an unborn conjoined twin in the small of her back.
Dan

“Anything Can Happen”
A bombshell blonde, a black man, and a donkey get trapped in an elevator.
Dan

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