3, the Dale Earnhardt movie, is coming to ESPN on December 11th. Meanwhile, I was able to get a sneak peek at a script before the momentous event. Here's the Shrimp Products exclusive preview.
PIT CREW CHIEF: OK, Dale. Turn left...OK, you're doing great.
DALE: Thanks.
PIT CREW MEMBER: Wow, Dale's running great out there today. But why do you keep telling him to turn left?
PIT CREW CHIEF: Well, you see, Billy, NASCAR is a very complicated thing. An inbred hick like Dale can't be expected to...Dale, watch out for that wall!
(Explosion)
Can't wait to see it.
SEMI-RELATED QUESTION UPDATE: Would people who stumble across this site randomly think I'm a total bastard just because they don't know me and my friends and our inside jokes? Or are my friends and I all just total bastards?
DEFENSIVE UPDATE: I just hang out with a bad crowd. I never threw a rock through a car windshield. Never even tried.
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Yes, I would have to go with the total bastard idea. Also I'd never step anywhere near the South because they would likly lynch you for this post. Oh and on the topic of throwing rocks at cars, you'd never be able to actually reach the cars, they would fall short.
So in Conclusion...bastard...lynched in South.....very weak.
You can't even lift a rock. And I hope for your own safety you can turn left instead of running into a big ol' wall, but then again I don't know if you could turn a steering wheel. I mean I know you can't lift a steering wheel, but is lifting easier?
By the way, the north is better than the south. Just ask anyone from the north. And did you know that in California and Utah they call winter hats "beenies?" True story. Bugs the hell out of me.
Indeed thats true, how about a challange during December or January. Or are you too afraid to fight The Hardcore Artist himself?
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