Randy Moss was fined $10,000 for pretending to take off his pants and moon the Packers crowd. Today, the NFL fined him $10,000. Here's his response when a reporter caught up to him as best as I can remember it.
REPORTER: Randy, have you written the check yet?
MOSS: When you're rich, you don't write checks.
REPORTER: So how do you pay for these thing?
MOSS: Straight cash, homey.
REPORTER: (Something)
MOSS: $10,000 ain't shit. That ain't nothing. Next time I might shake my dick.
Wow, that's beautiful.
In other sports news, if I read the little bar underneath SportsCenter right, Eric Barton was fined $7,500 for hitting Drew Brees in a move that changed a fourth down incomplete that would have clinched the game for the Jets into a first down that turned into a Chargers touchdown to send the game into overtime. So not only was Barton a rookie-kicker-missing-an-overtime-field-goal away from becoming the biggest moron in New York Jets history, he got fined for it. That's like Buckner getting fined for letting the ball go through his legs.
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