Well my first fundraising drive didn't go so well, netting only $0 American and $500,000 NGW (with which I bought a zamboni and a ton of light switch covers). But I'm going to try it again for an even better reason.
On March 18, Ashlee Simpson is coming to the Orpheum Theatre in Boston!!!!!! Now my sense of irony can only take me so far; I'm not going to pay for this out of my own pocket. But if you, my omni-generous readership would be kind enough to send me enough money for the ticket (starting at $33.50), I WILL swallow my pride and attend this concert.
I will heckle.
I will throw things.
I will bring a Garbasail.
And then I will come back here and tell you all about it.
So open up those wallets, readers! Don't let this running gag fade away into the sunset along with "Searching for Scottywood" or the Jared Fogle biopic "235." Donate today!
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3 comments:
You have my 5$. I can't wait to see how this turns out.
Oh my God. I never thought anyone would go for this. You guys are making me really nervous.
There are probably some surcharges for ordering the tickets too. Just saying.
How am I gonna make a Garbasail?
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