I forgot I was supposed to hate Bob Kraft

for using Connecticut like a cheap slut to make his girlfriend (Foxboro, MA) crawl back to him and give him everything he wanted. Sure I've always disliked the Eagles and hated T.O. but I feel like my opinion on the game would have changed at least a little if I'd remembered that.

Though you have to admit, we were all pretty fucking stupid for thinking our state was going to get an NFL team. Christ, that's stupid.

BETTER ANALOGY UPDATE: Actually, Kraft was more like the crooked movie producer trying to make his wife jealous and getting young, naïve Connecticut to do vile disgusting things she never would have dreamt of doing at home by filling her with dreams of stardom and fame he never even considered providing her. Though the movie producer one usually doesn't mix with the making-the-wife-jealous one.

I'll think about this.