Inside the mind of: Me, dealing with a bloody nose: March 12, 2005, 5:29:02 PM-5:33:17 PM

5:29:02 PM: Uh oh. My nose is bleeding again.
5:29:04 PM: I haven't had one of these in a while.
5:29:12 PM: This toilet paper is so soft.
5:29:15 PM: I wonder how they roll toilet paper up.
5:29:17 PM: Must be a machine, I suppose.
5:29:31 PM: The Walkmen are a really cool band.
5:29:33 PM: I wish I could write songs.
5:29:36 PM: My hair is too short.
5:29:39 PM: I wonder why our hair evolved to only be brown or red or blonde.
5:29:44 PM: I'd look pretty stupid with bright blue hair.
5:29:47 PM: But that's only because I'm not used to seeing lots of people with blue hair.
5:29:49 PM: Shut up.
5:30:46 PM: Wow, I went a long time without thinking anything.
5:30:48 PM: This might be a good idea for a post.
5:30:55 PM: Well it could be a good idea if I thought of something funny.
5:30:57 PM: Ducks are...fluffy!...because...
5:31:00 PM: Dammit.
5:31:12 PM: This thing is still going pretty strong.
5:31:17 PM: I need to lay off the cocaine.
5:31:27 PM: I wonder what Ashlee Simpson is doing right now.
5:31:30 PM: Something with credibility, no doubt.
5:31:41 PM: I wonder what frog tastes like exactly.
5:31:50 PM: The guys get shirts!
5:31:52 PM: The guys get shirts!
5:31:54 PM: The guys get shirts!
5:31:57 PM: That's just the fucking way it is!
5:32:00 PM: Ha ha. I love that.
5:32:11 PM: The guys get shirts!
5:32:14 PM: If I could punch one person, I think I would pick Ms. Mubarek.
5:32:17 PM: Yeah, I would definitely pick Ms. Mubarek.
5:32:20 PM: Georgie.
5:32:28 PM: Ol' Georgie Mubarek.
5:32:36 PM: Looked like George Washington, she did.
5:32:39 PM: Hi ho the dairy-oh...
5:32:41 PM: What song is that from?
5:32:57 PM: I can't think of it.
5:32:59 PM: Ew, is that a spider?
5:33:02 PM: Crap, that's a spider.
5:33:05 PM: I'll just pretend I don't see it.
5:33:07 PM: That thing is huge.
5:33:11 PM: I hope someone else takes care of it.
5:33:14 PM: Ew.
5:33:17 PM: Oh, good, my nose stopped bleeding.