A Monologue, by Greg White

So I went to the grocer's market today...Sale on squash...sale on squash. So I went to the grocery store today. So I went--Blockbuster! Blockbuster closes too early. What's the point of having a--strip mall when the Shake A Paw closes at 9PM and--the CVS doesn't close until 11PM when the sign clearly says 10:30...