Well I have to post the screen name here for this one to make sense so hopefully I'm not blowing it. Though at this point I can't imagine anyone who reads this blog would be fooled by a stranger asking them about swans or weathervanes.
spiralkannberg (6:05:57 PM): hey, can i have your screen name?
spiralkannberg (6:07:10 PM): hello?
spiralkannberg (6:09:08 PM): hey, is anyone there?
Scottywood2k (6:09:12 PM): hey, whose this?
spiralkannberg (6:09:17 PM): no one you know
spiralkannberg (6:09:22 PM): i just want to be scottywood2k
Scottywood2k (6:09:26 PM): why?
spiralkannberg (6:09:34 PM): because everyone calls me scottywood
spiralkannberg (6:09:50 PM): it's my nickname
Scottywood2k (6:09:53 PM): LOL
spiralkannberg (6:10:05 PM): and my email address is scottywood2k because i got in it 2000
spiralkannberg (6:10:06 PM): what?
Scottywood2k (6:11:05 PM): lol, just funny
Scottywood2k (6:11:35 PM): but no, sorry. I'm gonna be keeping my name.
spiralkannberg (6:11:59 PM): please?
spiralkannberg (6:12:02 PM): i'll compensate you
spiralkannberg (6:12:13 PM): it's very important to me, people have been calling me scottywood since 2000
spiralkannberg (6:12:14 PM): hence the name
spiralkannberg (6:12:21 PM): you can have spiralkannberg if you want it
Scottywood2k (6:13:07 PM): LOL, no, and I've had my Scottywood charcter since before 2000.
spiralkannberg (6:13:29 PM): character?
Scottywood2k (6:14:30 PM): Scottywood is a e-fed wrestler of mine. If you actually Google "Scottywood" you'll find stuff on him
spiralkannberg (6:15:07 PM): oh my god, you're THE scottywood?
spiralkannberg (6:15:17 PM): wow, i'm such a fan you have no idea
Scottywood2k (6:15:28 PM): are you serious?
spiralkannberg (6:15:49 PM): i was in the xwf for a very short time
spiralkannberg (6:15:54 PM): i was murray the butcher
spiralkannberg (6:15:58 PM): do you remember me?
spiralkannberg (6:16:06 PM): i mean, you probably don't, i wasn't in for long
Scottywood2k (6:16:22 PM): rings a slight bell, when were you in the fed?
spiralkannberg (6:16:45 PM): back in about 99
spiralkannberg (6:16:51 PM): that's just a guess
Scottywood2k (6:17:04 PM): probally 2000 then, since we opened 1-25-00
spiralkannberg (6:17:15 PM): oh haha yeah that sounds about right
spiralkannberg (6:17:29 PM): my gimmick was i'd come to the ring with a meat cleaver and slice a chicken in the ring
spiralkannberg (6:17:36 PM): then throw it at the opponent
Scottywood2k (6:18:40 PM): did you actually fight in any matches? Cause I don't have a record of that charcter in the first 8 months of the fed
spiralkannberg (6:20:05 PM): heh no
spiralkannberg (6:20:15 PM): i only did it like twice
spiralkannberg (6:20:17 PM): so anyway,
spiralkannberg (6:20:21 PM): can i have the name please?
Scottywood2k (6:21:29 PM): still no, I got like 200+ people that know me under it and it would be too much of a fuss to change
spiralkannberg (6:21:54 PM): how much would it take to change your mind?
spiralkannberg (6:22:12 PM): i'm quite wealthy, i'm the assistant to the general managar of a paper company in england
Scottywood2k (6:24:17 PM): lol, I don't think you'd have enough. Or be willing to pay that much.
spiralkannberg (6:24:39 PM): name your price
spiralkannberg (6:24:43 PM): this is very important to me
spiralkannberg (6:24:49 PM): i just lost a girlfriend over it
Scottywood2k (6:24:57 PM): ........how?
spiralkannberg (6:25:48 PM): i'd rather not get into it if you don't mind
spiralkannberg (6:26:15 PM): it's a painful situation
Scottywood2k (6:26:18 PM): ok
spiralkannberg (6:26:50 PM): she sent me an email at spiralkannberg instead of scottywood2k and some asshole got a hold of it and insulted her pretending to be me
spiralkannberg (6:27:04 PM): because i wouldn't sell him this name
Scottywood2k (6:27:23 PM): someone wants your name?
spiralkannberg (6:27:50 PM): yes, because their nickname and email address is spiralkannberg
Scottywood2k (6:27:58 PM): LOL
spiralkannberg (6:28:00 PM): but i wouldn't sell it to them because i have nothing to fall back on
spiralkannberg (6:28:08 PM): that's why i need scottywood2k
Scottywood2k (6:29:08 PM): well I had the same problem when I started. I wanted "Scottywood" but that was taken. So I got creative. My MSN dosen't match, but its not a huge problem.
spiralkannberg (6:29:31 PM): well that's because i'm scottywood but it just isn't the same without the 2k so i don't use that one
spiralkannberg (6:30:50 PM): would you like scottywood?
spiralkannberg (6:30:54 PM): we could do a password swap
Scottywood2k (6:31:10 PM): you own "Scottywood"
spiralkannberg (6:31:30 PM): yeah it was my first account
spiralkannberg (6:31:35 PM): but without the 2k it just wouldn't be me
Scottywood2k (6:32:22 PM): why didn't you get Scottywood2k when you first started?
spiralkannberg (6:33:56 PM): because i was sitting next to my mother at the time and she choked on a cashew and i accidentally pushed enter before i was done
spiralkannberg (6:34:02 PM): i was almost scottywoo
Scottywood2k (6:34:16 PM): why not just change it?
spiralkannberg (6:34:51 PM): because by the time we got my mother home from the hospital you had already taken it
Scottywood2k (6:35:53 PM): now that is strange
spiralkannberg (6:37:26 PM): i was pretty pissed cuz it was my second name and i wanted to be ice 99 back when i first got it and that one was taken too so i had to be "icey999"
Scottywood2k (6:38:29 PM): ok now your just shitting me
spiralkannberg (6:38:41 PM): ???
Scottywood2k (6:39:07 PM): My first screen name is Ice99
spiralkannberg (6:39:22 PM): what?
spiralkannberg (6:39:33 PM): i think your'e the one fucking around with me
Scottywood2k (6:39:52 PM): doubt that
Scottywood2k (6:40:18 PM): though people have imed me who thought I was someone else.
Scottywood2k (6:40:32 PM): but I wasn't an asshole to them
spiralkannberg (6:40:58 PM): look i don't know what you're talking about
spiralkannberg (6:41:05 PM): but i am willing to pay for scottywood2k
spiralkannberg (6:41:18 PM): and if you want i can give you the passwords to this name, icey999, and scottywood
Scottywood2k (6:42:58 PM): you make an offer
spiralkannberg (6:43:30 PM): £1000
spiralkannberg (6:43:37 PM): plus the passwords
Scottywood2k (6:43:38 PM): whats that in American?
spiralkannberg (6:44:05 PM): i'll give you the passwords now so you know i'm serious
Scottywood2k (6:44:12 PM): no
spiralkannberg (6:44:16 PM): log in as scottywood with password "dearuscidizofconnect"
Scottywood2k (6:44:24 PM): FUCK YOU
spiralkannberg (6:44:33 PM): hahaha
Scottywood2k (6:44:34 PM): YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Good ol' Fork. Always keeping me in line. I should make you editor of this place.
Ok, fill me in:
1) What picture of Chris?
2) Who's The Fork?
3) What's a fork?
4) Can I be the guy in charge of saving shit that you forget to save, you scheming scroundrel?
One.
Where's the fife.
And two.
Give me the fife.
Please. If I was insulted you'd know it. I'd have wielded the full power of this massively influential blog directly against you. Just ask Scottywood what happens when you cross me. You get pestered.
That's right. Pestered.
Complimenti chris per il post riguardante this post . Volevo sapere se puoi dare uno sguardo al mio sito che parla di risultati scommesse e dirmi come ti sembra. Se ti interessa l'argomento risultati scommesse non puoi trovare di meglio!
Ciao chris ! Hai creato veramente un bellissimo blog, complimenti! Vorrei segnalarti il mio sito che si occupa di scommesse online . Solo scommesse online !
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