Thursday, June 02, 2005

Best of Balderdash: On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae Edition

The Yellow Cab Man
A young boy makes millions by inventing a turkey kit that only requires the addition of pumpkins, only to squander it on his extravagant wedding with a mannequin. The mannequin later divorces him.
The Fork

Oct. 20, 1968
Richard Nixon kicks a dog and rapes his doggie wife.
Me

Terror of Tiny Town
Western movie featuring an all-midget cast.
Real

Terror of Tiny Town
A town of superintelligent toddlers finds themselves being terrorized by a wolverine.
The Fork

The Nitwits
In response to the takeover of the restaurant industry by intellectuals, two stupid men open a sandwich shop.
The Fork

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