Friday, June 03, 2005

Timing is everything

I love it when I'm driving and a police car comes up behind me with its sirens on. Then I can just follow it at its speed. The thing's on its way to a drug bust or a shootout at a burglary. What's he gonna do, turn around and pull me over to give me a ticket?

Or sometimes if my car's a little cluttered, I'll just throw a cup at it when it drives by. It's not stopping.

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