On LSU beating Duke (which I called from the very beginning, by the way)

GREG PAULUS: OK, OK, we're still in this game. We just need a quick basket that will pump everyone up. Here's the ball, wait! Look at that! I have an open lane to the basket! Holy shit, an open look, this is great, I'm going to have a wide open layuOHGODTYRUSTHOMAS

MEANWHILE...

TYRUS THOMAS: Look at Paulus, that lilywhite pantywaist. Oh no, he's seriously not going for a layup right now. Are you kidding me? Christ, this is going to be the easiest block I've ever had in my life BABOOM


No, Greg! Don't do it!

BOO HOO


GOD, I AM AWFUL, WHO GAVE ME A SCHOLARSHIP?