Others

So here's one I get a lot. Waah! You don't update your site enough! Waah! WAAH!

Well you know what? It's not easy being one of the premier* humor* bloggers* in America.

[* - I am not actually any of these things]

Sadly, the Burlingtonian Blog Revolution of Autumn 2004 died as quickly as it began. Luckily, there is a new generation of folks to pick up my slack in between my dumb updates about college basketball or bad ideas in my notebook (yesterday's: "Car w/ prescription windshield: bifocals?") or long-ass things no one bothers reading.

If you're looking for the kind of thing that says "I'm going somewhere in this world and I know it, even if it takes a little scabbing here or there," then check out Jeff Greco. Professional all the way; basically the antithesis of this place. And he doesn't even like basketball! Too many "penalties," I guess.

If hookers and hurricane jokes sound like your idea of a good time, then Ben Simpson is the blogger for you (feel free to use that in your press clippings, Ben). Sure, he's only made three posts in as many days, but he's already well on the road to making himself unemployable to any company who finds his site. Now that's dedication!

And then if you want to have that "What the fuck did I just read" feeling, but in a good way, perhaps the squirrel-woman hybrids and grown men eating naught but sugar who populate the site of Greg White will tickle your fancy. Mr. White also boasts more corpses than any other page on the web short of iraqbodycount.net (too soon?).

If there are any others, tell me and I'll post them.