Let's help Ben

Crazy, even offensive idea, I know. But stay with me here.

Balex SIMPSON (12:09:10 AM): oh I got arrested in Newark
ShrimpSar (12:09:25 AM): oh man
ShrimpSar (12:09:26 AM): for what
Balex SIMPSON (12:09:31 AM): as soon as I figure out what my blog password is, I'll post the story on there
ShrimpSar (12:09:39 AM): haha good work
Balex SIMPSON (12:09:40 AM): i will tell you it includes a ninja star in my carryon
ShrimpSar (12:09:52 AM): oh my god you can't be serious
Balex SIMPSON (12:09:56 AM): Sadly
Balex SIMPSON (12:10:04 AM): I saw in jail for 3 hours
Balex SIMPSON (12:10:07 AM): sat*
ShrimpSar (12:10:29 AM): now you wouldn't be lying to me, ben simpson, would you?
Balex SIMPSON (12:10:32 AM): handcuffs, fingerprinting, mug shot - the works
Balex SIMPSON (12:10:47 AM): haha I know, everyone thinks I'm lieing now because of my past history
Balex SIMPSON (12:10:57 AM): I'm not THAT good
ShrimpSar (12:12:46 AM): so is that all you're giving me until the event can be blogged?
Balex SIMPSON (12:14:11 AM): It is

If you're like me, you desperately want to hear this story. So let's help Ben by listing everything his password could be. I'll start.

singer
singerhoney
benalexsinger
braff
braffpaw123
bigolbear
yumhoneyyumyum
portman
comicbooksandothernerdyshit
dvd001hibernation
notawop

CRISIS AVERTED UPDATE: "Ninjas" Shouldn't Get Arrested