Best of Jul. 2006

Thank You For Drinking Vodka In The Library
The Best Part: "You're being arrested for drinking vodka in the library!"

Silly little mistakes
The Best Part: DAN: It's nothing bad. Well, no, that's not true. It's bad, but--you know, you're in no danger. But--when I was seventeen, I was convicted of abusing a corpse.
BRIAN: Oh--my.

The Chris Sartinsky Memoirs: Chapter Eight: A Little Guidance
The Best Part: As fools, though, we had a kind of symbiotic relationship, even if I only helped Sully in giving him false security. Later, when my father found out about our little arrangement, he had Sully arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion and got him locked away for twenty years. Where Sully got the idea that giving the mayor’s twelve year old son alcohol was a good way to gain influence, I certainly don’t know.

David Foley is my hero (and the other ones are pretty great too)
The Best Ones: 002, 004, 005, 007, 014, 015
and more: 016, 017

Complete July Archives:
0625-0701
0702-0708
0709-0715
0716-0722
0723-0729
0730-0805