I try to guess the punch line to a joke from a popsicle stick, 2

Q: Why did the driver throw money in the street?

A: He was committing suicide and didn't need it anymore like the guy in the "Everybody Hurts" video
The street was actually a bank vault
He owed the street $40
He owed Huston Street $40 and was con fused
He was the master of ceremonies in the forty second annual "Free Money Day" Parade
He was a Seattle Seahawks fan and saw Ben Roethlisberger riding his motorcycle down the street without a helmet
He was functionally retarded
What the fuck business is it of yours?

(So she could stop on a dime)
(Women drivers.)

I try to guess the punch line to a joke from a popsicle stick, 1

Q: What is the saddest tree?

A: Suicide tree
Sui-tree
A Depressed Oak
Tearnut
Crynut
Mourning Maple
Ugly Tree
Ugly Tree That's Made Fun Of
Ugly Tree That's Made Fun Of And Driven Into Therapy
Griefnut
The Tree Whose Wife Died In The World Trade Center On Nine Eleven And Son Died In Iraq
Bereaved Beechnut
Mopey The Tree
Teartree
Charlie Brown The Big Sad Tree
Sadleaf

(Weeping Willow)