I try to guess the punch line to a joke from a popsicle stick, 1

Q: What is the saddest tree?

A: Suicide tree
Sui-tree
A Depressed Oak
Tearnut
Crynut
Mourning Maple
Ugly Tree
Ugly Tree That's Made Fun Of
Ugly Tree That's Made Fun Of And Driven Into Therapy
Griefnut
The Tree Whose Wife Died In The World Trade Center On Nine Eleven And Son Died In Iraq
Bereaved Beechnut
Mopey The Tree
Teartree
Charlie Brown The Big Sad Tree
Sadleaf

(Weeping Willow)