Q: Why did the driver throw money in the street?
A: He was committing suicide and didn't need it anymore like the guy in the "Everybody Hurts" video
The street was actually a bank vault
He owed the street $40
He owed Huston Street $40 and was con fused
He was the master of ceremonies in the forty second annual "Free Money Day" Parade
He was a Seattle Seahawks fan and saw Ben Roethlisberger riding his motorcycle down the street without a helmet
He was functionally retarded
What the fuck business is it of yours?
(So she could stop on a dime)
(Women drivers.)
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
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I'm a fan of popsicle stick related humor
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