Definitions from The Sardonic Dictionary

battology
n.
Yeah, like you're ever going to use this word. You're not fooling anyone, hot shot.

vestryman
n.
I typed this one up and mailed it to 1712 when it might be of some use to you.

diaper
n.
Tell me you didn't just look up the word "diaper." Please. Tell me you didn't just look up the word "diaper."

pissant
n.
Ha ha. Someone called you this, huh.

Christendom
n.
It's basically an annoying way of saying Christianity. But you couldn't piece this one together from the context? Really?

machismo
n.
What, have you been breaking out your old WWF tapes from the glory days of Razor Ramon? Get a job.

zymurgy
n.
There you go, now you know what the last word in the dictionary is. Inquisitive mind you've got there. Do you really need to know what it means? The science and study of fermentation. Go ahead, tell all your friends, I'm sure they'll be real impressed.

ostensible
adj.
I'll tell you what it means if you convince me that you're not going to forget in fifteen seconds flat. Go ahead. Convince me. I'm listening.

vagina
n.
If you're reading this right now and you're not a confused preadolescent, you really need to get a hold of your life. Just consider what you're doing right now and tell me what you think about yourself. In fact, go look in a mirror. Like what you see? No, didn't think so.

sardonic
adj.
Ha. I knew it.