Q: Which weighs more: a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers?
A: Depends how many rocks.
Q: Which weighs more: a pound of sand or a gram of seed?
A: Doesn't matter if you're in space. Did I mention you're in space? Oh shit, I forgot that part.
Q: Which weighs more: a pound of cats or a pound of dogs?
A: BARK BARK!
Q: Which weighs more: a kilometer of oak or a liter of acorns?
A: Probably the oak, unless it was a kilometer long but really thin.
Q: Which weighs more: a pound of leaves or a pound of remorse?
A: Trick question. I am so sorry. God, I hate myself. What can I do to make it up to you?
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