Thursday, July 19, 2007

Never seen Jeopardy

CONTESTANT ONE
Let's start with Flora and Fauna for 200.

ALEX
According to Danish folklore, this fruit is said to wither around adulterers.

[No one rings in. Buzzer.]

ALEX
What is an apple.

[CONTESTANT TWO rings in.]

CONTESTANT TWO
Red fruit.

ALEX
What?

CONTESTANT TWO
Red fruit.

ALEX
I know, but--have you never seen the show before?

CONTESTANT TWO
Uh...no...

ALEX
What are you, an idiot?

[CONTESTANT TWO turns into a ladybug.]

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