Car Vs. House

Oh God. My head is killing me. Where am I?


You are in Hell.


Hell? How did I get here? I was a good person, wasn't I? Is it because I went beyond society's traditional gender roles and tried to succeed in business?


Um, yeah. We'll go with that.


Oh no! All those people I hated were right!


But now, a much more important choice. CAR or HOUSE?


What?


In seconds, before your very eyes, a CAR and a HOUSE will fight to the death. Who will win?


Vroom vroom!


DING DONG.


Huh?


Just pick who you think will win.


Oh. Um, the house I guess.


HOUSE VS. CAR. FIGHT!


DING DONG.


Vroom vroom!


CRASH.


(The car and the house have turned into a ladybug.)


I should have known.


Devil.


Sigh.


Devil?


Yuhs.


Devil?


YES, already.


Have the time.


Ex-CUSE me?


Do you HAVE the TIME.


No.


Ex-CUSE me?


Watchizbroken.


I can SEE your WATCH.


YES, but I SAID my WATCH is BROKEN.














Ah, m'excuser, les bons messieurs et la bonne madame. Je cherche le palais de justice le plus proche.


This really is hell.