Roof

Look at you, you're a mess.

What do you mean?

When's the last time you left the house?

What's today's date?

It's the 23rd.

(rummages through a pile of newspapers) "23rd." Ah ha! See?

Regardless, you need to leave the house.

I hate myself.

I know you do, we all hate ourselves.

Yeah but I hate everyone else too.

That's no reason to let your house fall apart.

The walls seem fine.

But the roof is leaking.

What's a roof.

...What?

What's a roof.

Did you just ask me what a roof is?

Yeah, what's a roof, did you just make that up?

No, you--what's the thing over your head?

Ceiling.

OK, but--what do you call it on the outside?

...Ceiling?

No--on the outside.

I don't know. Outside ceiling?

Goodbye.