I'm going to give you this job

1 is interviewing 2 for a job. 1 is fat and bald.

1
Impressive resume you've got here.

2
Oh, thanks.

1
I'm going to give you this job, even though I think I shouldn't.

2
Um, OK. Great, thanks.

1
You're trying way too hard. I mean, this resume, this cover letter--

2
What's wrong with it?

1
You know in all the years I've been here, you're only the second person in the history of this company whose application materials didn't contain a single misspelling?

2
I'm sorry. I didn't realize I should be misspelling things.

1
And we didn't hire the first guy.

[from a dream, early hours of December 9, 2007]