You said you wanted to use me as a soda machine

1 and 2. 1 approaches 2 and begins poking the left side of his torso.

2
What are you doing?

1
What? Oh, nothing. Nothing, sorry.

2
You were trying to use me as a soda machine, weren't you?

1
What? No!

2
Yes you were.

[from a dream, early hours of December 8, 2007]