You'll have to stall him

COP
Did you get the evidence to the DA?

INVESTIGATOR
I'm on my way.

COP
On your way? He's getting on his flight right now, there's no time!

INVESTIGATOR
Look, I'm going as fast as I can! You'll have to stall him.

COP
All right.

COP hangs up. He stands for a moment in contemplation of his duty. He runs across the tarmac and confronts SUSPECT.

COP
Hey, you!

SUSPECT
What's going on?

COP
Look at me! I'm humping your leg!

COP begins humping SUSPECT's leg.

SUSPECT
Hey, cut it out!



[I am so sorry.]