You should get this one

TREBECK
This is Jeopardy and here are your contestants.

CONTESTANT 1
Hi.

CONTESTANT 2
Hello.

CONTESTANT 3
Hi.

TREBECK
And now let's take a look at the categories. Category 1, Category 2, Category 3, Category 4, Girls CONTESTANT 1 Has Dated--

CONTESTANT 1
Hmm?

TREBECK
Category 6. Contestant 1, you have control of the board.

CONTESTANT 1
Uh, I'm gonna go with--no, let's stay away from that. Category 1 for 200.

TREBECK
It's the third-largest U.S. state in area.

CONTESTANT 1 buzzes in.

CONTESTANT 1
What is California.

TREBECK
Correct. You guess again.

CONTESTANT 1
Uh--

TREBECK
C'mon, let's go.

CONTESTANT 1
All right, Girls CONTESTANT 1 has dated for 200.

TREBECK
CONTESTANT 1 was humiliated--

CONTESTANT 1
Hey.

TREBECK
--after his relationship with this seventh grade chemistry partner ended when she found making out with him "boring and weird."

CONTESTANT
Who is Alissa?

TREBECK
Correct.

CONTESTANT 1
She said that?

TREBECK
Select again.

CONTESTANT 1
Category 2 for 200.

TREBECK
"Hakuna Matata" was one of 3 tunes nominated for an Oscar from this Disney film.

CONTESTANT 2 buzzes in.

CONTESTANT 2
What is "The Lion King."

TREBECK
Correct, it's your board.

CONTESTANT 2
Let's try Girls CONTESTANT 1 Has Dated for 400.

CONTESTANT 1
Hey, what do you think you're doing?

TREBECK
What began as a one-night hookup in college turned into an interminable two-year relationship, ending only when CONTESTANT 1 failed to show at her mother's funeral.

CONTESTANT 3 buzzes in.

CONTESTANT 1
Hey!

CONTESTANT 3
Who is Renee?

TREBECK
No, anyone else?

CONTESTANT 1 buzzes in.

CONTESTANT 1
Who is Becky?

TREBECK
Correct.

CONTESTANT 1
And I was trying to get to that funeral, I had food poisoning.

TREBECK
Select again.

CONTESTANT 1
Fine. Girls I dated for 600.

TREBECK
This girl was nice, but once CONTESTANT 1's brother said she reminded him of their mother, CONTESTANT 1 found himself unable to perform sexually.

CONTESTANT 1
Oh fuck you.

CONTESTANT 3 buzzes in.

CONTESTANT 3
Who is Tara?

TREBECK
Correct. Back out of the red, select again.

CONTESTANT 1 begins shivering.