Renegade

AIDE
Welcome to Washington, Senator-Elect Guthrie, and congratulations.

GUTHRIE
Thank you. It's an honor to be here.

AIDE
I'll show you your new office in a second, but first, I'm sorry to tell you you're going to cut that ponytail.

GUTHRIE
What? No way!

AIDE
I'm sorry, it's the Senate dress code. No hair below the shoulders on a man.

GUTHRIE
Well you can forget it, old man! I don't need this job--this ponytail is who I am!

GUTHRIE voluntarily resigns and heads back to his home state where he becomes a gas station attendant for three weeks before he quits after his boss tries to make him clean up the bathroom.