Ask the ghost any question

BARKER: Attention, hey folks! Come one, come all! Ask the ghost any question! Any question and the ghost will answer!

WOMAN: Is my dead sister happy?



WOMAN: He doesn't answer.

BARKER: I never said he'd answer, I just said you could ask.

WOMAN: You did say he would answer, any question!

BARKER: I think you're confused. Besides, he does answer! Just look at him!



WOMAN: He's not saying anything.

BARKER: Look into his eyes!



WOMAN: He's not saying anything.

BARKER: With his eyes he is though, isn't he?

WOMAN: No.

BARKER: Doesn't the emptiness of his eyes tell you everything you need to know about death?

WOMAN: No.

BARKER: All right. Get the hell out of here. Ask the ghost any question! Any question and the ghost will answer!

MAN: Will the ghost answer my question about what death is like?

BARKER: Almost certainly.

MAN: Well, mostly I just want to know where I put my grandfather's heirloom watch. I can't find it anywhere.



MAN: He doesn't answer.

BARKER: You simpleton, he's answering you right now! Can't you see that?



MAN: Well, what's his answer?

BARKER: He's telling you to look inside yourself!



MAN: I don't think that's what he's saying.

BARKER: Just look inside yourself or I'll kick your head in.

MAN slaps his stomach with his empty palm.

MAN: I don't think it's working.



BARKER: Any question! You, sir, would you like to ask the ghost a question?


































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