At the deli

ME: Can I get a half-pound of turkey please?
GUY: Turkey?
ME: Yeah, half-pound please.
GUY: Sandwich.
ME: No, just the turkey, can I do that?
GUY: Yes.
ME: Great.
GUY: Turkey?
ME: Yes.
GUY: Like, how much?
ME: A half-pound.
GUY: I don't know what that is.
ME: Like, one half of a pound?
GUY: (demonstrating on the turkey) Like, this much?
ME: Uh, sure.
GUY: Like, sliced, or you want one big piece?
ME: No, sliced, please.
GUY: Like, slices?
ME: Yes, please.
GUY: (cutting slices) Like this?
ME: That's perfect.
GUY: (after a while) How much?
ME: Uh, a little more, I guess.
GUY: Like this?
ME: Yeah. Yeah, that's great.
GUY: (at the register, now, handing me my turkey) How much is it?

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