Close isn't equal to equal

"This is your First Officer speaking, we're coming in for a landing. Ow. OW."

"This is your Captain speaking, we're coming in for a landing. Sit down. Sit there and don't touch anything."

"I can say things. There's no reason I can't say things."

"The reason is I say you can't say things. You just sit there."

"I'm tired of sitting here. I want to say things. I want to move around."

"Don't move. Just sit there."

"I just want to walk around a little. Let me stretch my legs."

"You can't stretch your legs. I have to sit here too, don't I?"

"Yeah, but you get to say things."

"Sit down!"

"OW."

"C'mere."

"OW."

"Come here!"

"OW! OW! OW!"

"Sit there!"

"This is your First Officer speaking, we're coming in for a landing. Local temperature is 78 degrees OW OW OW OW OW OW."

"Ladies and gentlemen, don't listen to him. I know he hasn't even checked the local temperature because I have the local temperature gauge only on my side of the airplane."

"What does it say?"

"76."

"Ha!"

"YOU SAID 78."

"THAT'S CLOSE. THAT'S CLOSE."

"Close isn't equal to equal."

"It probably says 78 and you don't want to tell me because that would mean I'm right."

"No, it says 76."

"Let me see."

"NO. YOU SIT DOWN."

"Just let me see for a second and then I'll sit down and I won't even say anything."

"No. Sit down now. Hey! Hey!"

"Ha! It says 78!"

"Well, NOW it does. It must've got two degrees warmer."

"Yeah. You lie! You lie!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. It seems we've flown past the airport."