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'The Villain!'
Countess's Family Vows Revenge Against Ne'er-Do-Well Fencer For Surprise Divorce, Suspected Theft

Countess Stephania is reportedly 'inconsolable' after her husband, international fencing superstar Reginald De La Croix, snuck out of their mountain-top castle in the dead of night and filed for divorce the following morning. De La Croix — widely believed to be wanted jewel thief 'Le Jaguar' — also made off with several priceless heirlooms and jewels from Countess Stephania's collection, including a royal coronet dating from the 1300's.

De La Croix has a long history of ruining countesses and baronesses, but De La Croix won over the Countess and her family, convincing them he had been 'misjudged' by his previous wives. His whereabouts are unknown.

'There must be some mistake,' Countess Stephania told distraught friends and family members who rushed to her side at news of the blackguard's flight. 'Le Jaguar would never abandon me. He loved me.' De La Croix reportedly left a taunting note behind on Countess Stephania's nightstand, informing her that his feelings for her had been invented to obtain access to her jewels, and that she had been exceedingly easy to seduce. But the Countess immediately burned the letter in her fireplace, calling it the work of 'some devious imposter!'

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