Conversations interrupted by a bug flying into someone's mouth

A: I think the couch looks good here.
B: I don't know, I think it might make sense on the other wall.
A: But then it's blocking the windows.
B: No, I don't think it would block the windows.
A: Yes, it would, see it -- GAH APPPHHH AGGG.
B: What?
A: A bug just flew into my mouth.

C: It's this little restaurant on Dekalb.
D: Oh, I think I know that BBRRRAAH AAAKK whoa.
C: You all right?
D: A bug just flew into my mouth.

E: Well then the only thing I can figure out is there's something you're not telling me.
F: Look, I ran the numbers --
E: I don't care how many times -- ! Do you think I'm stupid? Is that what --
F: No, sir, I --
E: Are you trying to put one past me?
F: No! Of course, I'm just trying to --
E: Because someone has been grossly negligent here, or you're being dishonest PPTTA. PPTTA. PTHUH. BLECH.
F: ...
E: A bug just flew into my mouth.

G: Drink some milk. "I don't want milk." Drink it, it's good for your bones. "What good does that do me, I'm made out of wood!" I don't see what that has to do with it. "Yeah, and I'm the dummy." Listen, don't PTTTHEEEWAH GGAAK GAAH oh. A bug just flew into my mouth.

H: I'm pregnant.
I: Jesus. What? Jesus.
H: I'm pregnant.
I: How did this happen?
H: KK KKKXXK KKXXKKKX.
I: Are you ok?
H: Yes. A bug just flew into my mouth.

J: I'm sorry, it --
K: I'M GONNA KILL YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
L: Look --
K: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN.
L: I don't AAACKKKK KKKKAAAAH ooh a bug just flew into my mouth.
K: Ugh, sick.