There's no one more popular than a slut with a computer

If I am elected to Congress, I will make sure to give all the sluts in our great district computers. It is amazing what a slut can do, given a high-powered computer? Yes! The only limitation is her very imagination, and the computing power.

Here are some well known sluts with computers:

This one:


This one:


And this one:


In summation, I will make it my number-one priority to give computers to all the sluts. How will I pay for it? I don't know.