More medicine

Attention: I've returned with the results of your tests, and according to my test results, you need more medicine.

I'm already taking so much medicine, doctor, could it possibly --

Hey! I'm the doctor so you have to listen to me when I tell you how much medicine to take. Open your mouth.

No.

(Doctor pours some medicine down her throat.)

There. How do you feel now?

I'm having trouble swallowing all the medicine.

Drink a glass of water. Don't you know to drink water when you take medicine?

(Doctor sprays her with a high-powered hose.)

That should have solved all your medicine problems, which I know, because of my being a doctor.

I'm very dizzy. I think I'm having side effects from the medicine.

YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME. Taking too much medicine is a serious thing. I need to counteract that by making you more sick.

(Doctor injects the woman with smallpox.)

How do you feel now.

Drowsy.

That's fine, I don't care. Don't come back unless you need more medicine or smallpox.

I'LL NEVER COME BACK! NEVER EVER EVER!

Mm, I'm going to eat this donut, but you can't, because you're sick.

I WANT TO EAT THE DONUT!

Sick people can't eat donuts. They have to eat fruit and vegetables and chicken broth.

Can I please have a donuts pleeeeease?

Here, eat your fucking donut (doctor shoves the donut in her face, smearing chocolate around her mouth)

None of it is going into my mouth!

Surprise, there was medicine in that donut, you idiot, I tricked you into taking more medicine.

I thought I had TOO MUCH medicine!

I was lying to you, it's part of the medical process. I lie to you all the time, like when I said I didn't break your arm that time I slammed it in the door.

My arm still hurts.

I'm glad it hurts.

GASP!

You're right...what have I said?