Sunday, November 13, 2011

Survival tips

Bear: If you are attacked by a bear, shoot it with your gun.

Shark: If you are attacked by a shark, stand on some land. If there is no land available, shoot the shark with your harpoon.

Worm: If you are attacked by a worm, step on it with your shoe. Do not shoot the worm with your gun (worms cannot be harmed by bullets).

Moss: If you are attacked by a creeping moss, spray it with some kind of moss-killing substance attached to a substance-dispersal gun.

Starvation: If you are attacked by starvation, use money to purchase food.

Self-Doubt: If you are attacked by self-doubt, shoot someone with a gun and watch them die in front of you and know that you have the power of life and death in your hands.

Gun: If you are attacked by a gun, weld it shut with your welding equipment.

1 comment:

Justin Hook said...

Fantastic.