Bear: If you are attacked by a bear, shoot it with your gun.
Shark: If you are attacked by a shark, stand on some land. If there is no land available, shoot the shark with your harpoon.
Worm: If you are attacked by a worm, step on it with your shoe. Do not shoot the worm with your gun (worms cannot be harmed by bullets).
Moss: If you are attacked by a creeping moss, spray it with some kind of moss-killing substance attached to a substance-dispersal gun.
Starvation: If you are attacked by starvation, use money to purchase food.
Self-Doubt: If you are attacked by self-doubt, shoot someone with a gun and watch them die in front of you and know that you have the power of life and death in your hands.
Gun: If you are attacked by a gun, weld it shut with your welding equipment.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
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Fantastic.
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