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We at Monroe Valley Cream can no longer guarantee that our cream does not contain poison.

After a rash of recent accidental poisonings, we at Monroe Valley have been forced to back away from recent guarantees that our cream contains zero poison.

In response to a recent Monroe Valley ad, Barnes Creamer issued a press release, guaranteeing “in no uncertain terms” that its cream contained no poison.  But in light of recent unforeseeable poisonings in the cream industry, how could Barnes Creamer make such an irresponsible claim?

Because they don’t respect the intelligence of their customers.

Monroe Valley Cream.  We can no longer claim that our cream contains no poison.