Friday, April 25, 2014

Cream, 3

Monroe Valley Poison is the strongest poison on the market, because it comes straight from our poison factories to your refrigerator.

We at Monroe Valley Poison personally guarantee that our poison is more lethal than Barnes Creamer.  That’s probably why they don’t even market themselves as a poison at all.

Barnes Creamer can’t point to a single fatality caused by its so-called “poison.”  That’s not good enough for my family.

Monroe Valley Poison.  Extremely lethal.  Only use as directed.  No longer cream.

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