Testimonial: I owe my life to the unreliability of Lyman Handguns

Did you know that five percent of all attempts to fire a handgun will fail, whether through human or mechanical error? For something as dangerous and definitive as a handgun, precision is a must. If a burglar threatens your family, you don't want to be left without a weapon because your handgun misfires. When operating a firearm, you need to know what's going to happen.

When I was in high school, I was a bit of a loser. I never got invited to parties and girls were never interested in me. So when I was in the eleventh grade, I tried to commit suicide. Luckily, I was using a Lyman handgun. A Lyman is more than 600% more likely to fail when you try to fire it than a normal handgun! If I had been using a top quality product like a Colt, I would be dead right now. Instead, my failed suicide attempt got me tons of tail! And since, I've gone on to start my own card shop in town, and we've been raking in the cash!

If my father kept anything other than a Lyman in his nightstand drawer, I would be dead right now. I owe my life to the unreliability of Lyman handguns. A Lyman could save your life too. So remember that name. Lyman Handguns. When You're Not Completely Sure You Really Want To Go Through With It.