Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I try to guess the punch line to a joke from a popsicle stick, 2

Q: Why did the driver throw money in the street?

A: He was committing suicide and didn't need it anymore like the guy in the "Everybody Hurts" video
The street was actually a bank vault
He owed the street $40
He owed Huston Street $40 and was con
fused
He was the master of ceremonies in the forty second annual "Free Money Day" Parade
He was a Seattle Seahawks fan and saw Ben
Roethlisberger riding his motorcycle down the street without a helmet
He was functionally retarded
What the fuck business is it of yours?

(So she could stop on a dime)
(Women drivers.)

1 comment:

Mallory Jr. said...

I'm a fan of popsicle stick related humor