Look what I found! A dollar in this pool!
[MAN shows me a quarter.]
Hey, there's a dollar right there, floating in the pool.
[I pick a dollar out of the pool. MAN frowns and slams his head as hard as he can onto the cement. I inspect the dollar. It is actually $21 -- a ten and two fives folded inside the dollar bill.]
(Hmm, $21...)
[MAN 2 approaches and takes one of the fives from me.]
Look what I found! Five dollars in this pool!
You just took that five dollars from me.
No, it was in the pool. See how it's wet?
[MAN 3 approaches.]
What did you do this weekend?
Oh, nothing much. Just went to the park.
I disagree. You went skiing. WHY DON'T YOU GO SKIING IN THE WINTER TIME?
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