The other side of Christian's Starbucks story

[How Christian tells it]

Christian orders an iced coffee. Seconds later, a Starbucks employee places a cup of hot coffee on the counter.

"Kristin?"
"I'M TAKING THAT COFFEE NOW BECAUSE I GET WHATEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT IT!"
"Excuse me sir, that's not your coffee."

Christian throws the scalding hot coffee in the Starbucks employee's face.

"HOW DARE SHE ACCUSE ME OF THIEVERY. I'LL SEE TO IT SHE LIVES TO REGRET CROSSING 'KING' CHRISTIAN!"

Christian's friend Ben tries to calm him down.

"But Christian, we should try to love and forgive each other, no matter what."

Christian's friend Jeff agrees.

"But Christian, I don't want to be banned from Starbucks because I look like you and I care only about myself."

Christian goes home and writes a letter TO THE CHAIRMAN/CEO OF STARBUCKS.

"Dear Howard Schultz,
"I was disrespected by one of your employees who accused me of stealing. I merely took someone else's coffee intentionally and then threw it in her (the employee's) face.
"Signed, Jeff Greco."

Howard Schultz writes back.

"Dear Jeff,
"I am sorry for what happened. That employee will be fired as soon as she is released from the burn ward."

Christian is not satisfied, so he bulldozes the burn ward. Jeff is forever banned from Starbucks.