Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Some of your favorite celebrities were children of incest

Did you know that most Hollywood celebrities are the products of illicit, incestuous relationships? It’s true! Here are some of your favorite stars who owe their fame to incest.

1. KATE HUDSON
Kate’s flat, sloping nose and cornsilk blonde hair are caused by the preponderance of recessive genes found in her incest-rich bloodline.

2. KATE HUDSON
Kate gets her Italian heritage from her paternal grandmother, who was raped by her older brother when she was 14 years old.

3. KATE HUDSON
When asked what in life brought her the most joy, Kate told a reporter, “my son Ryder, who is also my half-brother!”

4. GOLDIE HAWN
Famous Celebri-Mom Goldie Hawn is best known for her turns in “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In” and “There’s A Girl In My Soup.” But she also has a club foot and several siblings with congenital brain defects caused by inbreeding.

5. RAY ROMANO
This guy is the grossest.

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