Q: Robert had five apples. He gave one apple to a friend and bought two new apples at the store. He now has seven apples. How did this happen?
A: He was wrong about how many apples he had originally.
Q: Bobby was cooking. He boiled a pot of water, poured it down the drain, and then cooked his food. What was he cooking?
A: Ham. He cooked it that way because he is an idiot.
Q: What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?
Q: Bobert had six hundred dollars. He gave one dollar to a friend and got two new dollars at the bank. He now has six hundred and one dollars. How did this happen?
A: Exactly as described.
Q: Rob-Bob was found dead in an empty room in a puddle of water. How did he die?
A: He was shot.
Q: What's a big ball of fire in the sky that the earth revolves around?
A: The sun, you idiot.
Q: BJ promised to go to a party. He never went inside, but he still fulfilled his promise. How?
A: He was shot steps away from the beach party.
Q: RJ "Bob" Roberts was shot. His wound was filled with sand. Where was he shot?
A: At the beach party.
Q: Four people were at a beach party. Four were killed, but one survived. How?
A: The fourth victim was the gunman, who shot himself as police arrived.