Riddles of logic

Q: Robert had five apples.  He gave one apple to a friend and bought two new apples at the store.  He now has seven apples.  How did this happen?
A: He was wrong about how many apples he had originally.

Q: Bobby was cooking.  He boiled a pot of water, poured it down the drain, and then cooked his food.  What was he cooking?
A: Ham.  He cooked it that way because he is an idiot.

Q: What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?
A: Nothing.

Q: Bobert had six hundred dollars.  He gave one dollar to a friend and got two new dollars at the bank.  He now has six hundred and one dollars.  How did this happen?
A: Exactly as described.

Q: Rob-Bob was found dead in an empty room in a puddle of water.  How did he die?
A: He was shot.

Q: What's a big ball of fire in the sky that the earth revolves around?
A: The sun, you idiot.

Q: BJ promised to go to a party.  He never went inside, but he still fulfilled his promise.  How?
A: He was shot steps away from the beach party.

Q: RJ "Bob" Roberts was shot.  His wound was filled with sand.  Where was he shot?
A: At the beach party.

Q: Four people were at a beach party.  Four were killed, but one survived.  How?
A: The fourth victim was the gunman, who shot himself as police arrived.