Saturday, September 09, 2006

Best of Dec. 2005

How to bear the winter: advice from a New Englander
The Best Part: If you do see a giant scorpion, do not bother alerting the authorities. Most of them are also giant scorpions in disguise. A good rule of thumb is to just assume that everyone else is a giant scorpion, converse with no one and get from one place to another as quickly as possible.

Clownin' Aroun'
video
The Best Part:
AUDIENCE MEMBER 4
You suck.

CLOWNIN’ AROUN’ looks at each other, frozen for a second.

GC
OK, I heard—soccer player. He’s a soccer player.

Marmadukes
The Best Part: Stop dancing on your dog's tail and do something!

UCW
The Best Part: jesus wouldn't care why should you

Complete December Archives:
1127-1203
1204-1210
1211-1217
1218-1224
1225-1231

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