Best of Mar. 2006

The Cult, Act I
Act II, which did not make the cut despite being the somewhat glorious realization of this, can be found here.
The Best Part: PRITCHARD: I see. In that case, I’m going to have to choose Korea.
TIMOTHY: Because they’re manicurists, sir?
PRITCHARD: Yes. Very good, Timothy. Bring over the Korean clippers, please.
TIMOTHY: Yes, sir. Here you are, sir. Shall I dispose of the Mexican clippers?
PRITCHARD: No, we’d better hold on to those. Perhaps we can barter them later in town.
TIMOTHY: I’ll put them back in the drawer, sir. But in the lower drawer so we don’t get confused.

That squirrel is
The Best Part: CHRISTIAN
Ugh, Joe! That squirrel is a right-wing ideologue!

JOE
No he’s not. Look at him dance! Heh heh.

Life before cell phones: An anthropological study
The Best Part: 4:48 PM: Vomited ferociously. Bitterly swore off food for the day. Almost checked voicemail.

Away from the bananas
The Best Part: SCOTT: Did you close the door?
STEVE: No.
SCOTT: Hmm.

Scott opens the door. They walk in and almost trip over the bananas, which are now sitting directly in front of the door.

Complete March Archives:
0226-0304
0305-0311
0312-0318
0319-0325
0326-0401