Best of Apr. 2005

Fun with my new screen name, round 2
See where I fool Steve.
Money line: My new secret screen name (1:28:45 AM): is this mario?
Steve (1:28:52 AM): no its luigi
My new secret screen name (1:29:10 AM): all right, really?
My new secret screen name (1:29:13 AM): cause i know a luigi
My new secret screen name (1:29:18 AM): but i don't know if you're just joking with the whole mario thing

Scottywood
But of course that one is (probably justifiably) overshadowed by this.
Money line: Scottywood2k (6:29:08 PM): well I had the same problem when I started. I wanted "Scottywood" but that was taken. So I got creative. My MSN dosen't match, but its not a huge problem.
spiralkannberg (6:29:31 PM): well that's because i'm scottywood but it just isn't the same without the 2k so i don't use that one
spiralkannberg (6:30:50 PM): would you like scottywood?
spiralkannberg (6:30:54 PM): we could do a password swap
Scottywood2k (6:31:10 PM): you own "Scottywood"
spiralkannberg (6:31:30 PM): yeah it was my first account
spiralkannberg (6:31:35 PM): but without the 2k it just wouldn't be me
Scottywood2k (6:32:22 PM): why didn't you get Scottywood2k when you first started?
spiralkannberg (6:33:56 PM): because i was sitting next to my mother at the time and she choked on a cashew and i accidentally pushed enter before i was done
spiralkannberg (6:34:02 PM): i was almost scottywoo

Love
As I understand it anyway.
Money line: I took cocaine again and a small dose lifted me to the heights in a wonderful fashion. I am just now collecting the literature for a song of praise to this magical substance.
--Sigmund Freud

Maurice's Day
Expanded from a monologue I claimed was written by someone else that I used to try out for a play in twelfth grade.
Money line: I heard you parents died, that’s too bad.

Maurice's Day, pt. 2
And again.
Money line: I'm so glad I didn't have to go to work today.

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0410-0416
0417-0423
0424-0430